CONSPIRACY TIME.

All right, everyone. I’m about to lay some seriously mind-blowing stuff on all of you. Consider these facts:

RUBY ROSE. She is the Leader. She is also Little, and must be protected by…

WEISS SCHNEE. Or should I say weiSS Schnee. Who is Small and full of Salt, and is the opposite color of…

BLAKE BELLADONNA. Or should I say Blake Belladonna. Who is one half of Bumbleby, the other half being…

YANG XIAO LONG. Otherwise known as yaNg xiao loNg. Yang has No right arm or patieNce or mom. Her mother’s name? None other than raveN braNweN.

What does this all mean, you ask????

You fools. You absolute fools.

Team RWBY was never Team RWBY at all, that’s what! Look at the facts right there in front your faces.

Yes, that’s right. They have always been nothing other than…